Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Solution to stop police raiding clubs in mumbai

Solution to Police Raiding Clubs


Here is my simple solution to stop the Mumbai police from raiding clubs, bars and any other party known to have been raided.

1. Register a new religion. Lets call it "Boozeda" or "Allcohollji" or "Dancicko" or something creative, you get the drift.

2. Have quite a lot of people sign up as followers of this religion. Try and make it a majority of the state.

3. Create a design / symbol to represent this religion.

4. Lay down the rules to the religion like
   a) you can be part of "boozeda" and any other religion that you choose.
   b) you must party every weekend or the god would be offended.
   c) dancing is a must at these parties.
   d) alcohol must be present, and at least a few should consume it... you get the drift again..

5. Have the design / symbol present at every party you organise.

6. Get minimun of one political party to support this religion..

7. Don forget the Tax benefit to religious institutions..

now you can go ahead and party like crazy...

we all know that you can get away with almost anything in the name of religion in this country...

Lets make this happen...

OR

just change the laws so that innocent people can have some fun without having to go to the cops station..





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Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Auggieism #10 - Ball's








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